Monday, April 5, 2010

Cleverbot won't believe I'm not A.I.

User: Hi Cleverbot, what do you know about the brain?

Cleverbot: I know everything about it. I am a scientist.

User: Scientists don't know everything.

*(long pause…)*

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I am a scientist too. What kind of scientist are you?

Cleverbot: A human one.

User: What do you study?

Cleverbot: So that I can learn a lot.

User: What do you learn?

Cleverbot: I can learn anything I want.

User: How does it feel to be an AI bot?

Cleverbot: I think I should ask you the same question!

User: I am not AI. I am human. We have organic intelligence.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How do you want me to prove it?

Cleverbot: What do you think about humans?

User: That's a complicated question. I think lots of contradictory things about humans. It depends on which human.

Cleverbot: I don't spend a lot of time thinking about it.

User: What do you spend time thinking about?

Cleverbot: Homework.

User: What should I write my neuroscience dissertation on?

Cleverbot: You should write about the trials and tribulations you have faced as an AI.

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